We are making fun of a gimp armed zillionaire with a hydrohead and stubby little fingers.
via www.proteacher.net
Of course I searched the internetz for more information about CeeLo Green's ridiculously small hands. (Or perhaps it's just the rest of him that is freakishly out of proportion? Or the fact that he's wearing a Flavor Flav clock on each wrist?) And of course Google's first page is a treasure trove of awesomeness. And OF COURSE there's a great thread in a _teachers_ community that devolves into name calling. Really ProTeacher.net? Really?
Bless you CeeLo Green. Bless those tiny little T-Rex hands of yours. And bless the big, glorious, anonymous internetz. That is all.